Knitted (and Crocheted) Chamber of Horrors: An Homage to Stitchy McYarnpants (with apologies to the designers and models)

I love Stitchy's MOKS, and thought I'd pay tribute with a few terror-inducing items of my own. The theme for today is... pants optional. Enjoy!

Ooooh...hot pants!

Who knew a poncho was an outfit all by itself?

Avert your eyes!