Okay, not really, but I just woke up from a dream in which she did. I know, "Why???" is the question running through my mind right now too.
In the dream, not only did our dear Harlot clean the garage, she straightened up the basement and seeded the bare spots in my lawn. What was I doing while she slaved away? Why knitting of course-- she insisted! And not only did I dream such a bizarre event, part of the dream involved taking pictures and PLANNING THE BLOG POST about it.
Truly, I am a total nerd.