Nothing to show, since all my projects either haven't changed since my last report or are top-secret-design-stuff. I'm closing in on finishing a really big tech editing project, which I admit I stayed up until 2 am working on last night because I was "in the zone." Can't let those moods go to waste!
And 17,342? I found the cool little feature on Ravelry that lets you make an Excel file from your stash. That's how many yards. Yikes! Edited to add: This evening it occured to me that it didn't make mathematical sense that my 350-odd balls of yarn equaled so few yards. Going to back to the Excel chart I saw that I had added up the column of yards per ball, not total yards per yarn (allowing for multiple balls of the same yarn). New total is 59,255. That's more like it!
(And now that I spin, it seems like I'm adding to my stash faster than I'm taking away...)
Off to edit some more, and to finish a design that's nearly done. If I can do all that, I think I'll reward myself with a little time on the wheel with a pretty batt I just got from Butterfly Girl with the proceeds of my first few pattern sales on Ravelry (yay!)